Harvarrd University™ is not a real academic institution. It’s satire. Parody. A joke wrapped in a hoodie. If you list your Harvarrd Omni Degree on a resume, may the hiring manager have mercy on your soul.
That said—yes, we will absolutely ship you physical products. Diplomas, hoodies, privilege cards, and other academically unserious merchandise are real. Tangible. Frameable. Wearable. Just don’t try to get into med school with them.
We are not Harvard. We are better, because we admit anyone with a sense of humor and a credit card.
We just think the Ivy's are pompous, overly expensive fancy paper factories that need to be taken down a peg. Remember, this is comedy. Chill out.